PGXVIII: Get Well Soon, Boss

Why does John Hartson have a job as a football pundit, Yeah? He’s a bloody eejit.
And we’re leaving Payne alone for liking Bryan Adams because I saw him twice when I was a teenager. I mean, he hasn’t released a decent album since 1992 – and I don’t think I’ve played anything by [...]

Coming Up For Air: Chapter 2

Fish: Carp
Rating: U
Summary: No, she really likes fish.

Best For Me: Chapters 16 to 20

Chapter 16: The One where Gray Storms Out
Chapter 17: The One where Ashley Comes Over
Chapter 18: The One where Ashley Tries to Sneak Out
Chapter 19: The One where Paula Interferes
Chapter 20: The One where Spencer Faints

Rating for these chapters: A. Just the one kiss, but a whole lot of crying.

PGXVII: And the Pope said…

So, Celtic have drawn the famous Man United in the Champions League. Shouldn’t be too much of a problem, I would have thought. For personal reasons, I’d have preferred Celtic to be in Liverpool’s group and both to go through (Celtic humping Liverpool in embarrassing fashion home and away, of course), but it [...]

Coming up for Air: Chapter 1

Fish: Saratoga
Rating: U
Summary: Spencer Carlin likes fish.

PGXVI: Punctuation

As SS asked me a serious question about the semi-colon, today, children, we are having a grammar lesson! I know, I know. Hold your excitement!
The colon (:) and the semi-colon (;) are both ubiquitous and misunderstood these days. Semi-colon abuse is rampant, and I partly blame Lynn Truss for popularising the lovely [...]

PGXV: Good night, Frau Blücher

I quoted this movie (although not that line) in my English Lit final exam, actually during a very salient discussion of the differences between staging in the book versus film. There’s no creation scene in the book: no electronics; no switches; nothing. Life is just created off-screen, as it were, in a manner [...]

PGXIV: Silicon

No time today for any chit-chat.
Have at it…

Something Borrowed: Chapter 14

Final chapter, Hot make-up sex.
Rating: X. NSFW. Hot.

PGXIII: We Don’t Need No Triskadecaphobia

It’s hard for me to end a thread called “Dev is a GOD” but, needs must!
Despite being a God, a platonic lobster and Snoopy (all good things, you would imagine, which point to me being kinda nice and fluffy and sweet), you really, really don’t want me to start in on homeopathy. You thought [...]