Clomle44, by Dev
Clomle44 is the pseudonym of one of the world’s leading polar explorers. She lists her other (non-exploration) interests as:
- international espionage
- extreme knitting, a complex sport which – like the biathlon – involves skis and rifles, but not in the ways you might think
- composing light comic operas
- designing a range of functional yet glamorous formalwear for mice
- global domination
She has homes on at least two continents and is engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world.
[All of this might be a lie. Except the bit about being engaged.]
If you really want to know more about her, you can play Clom Jeopardy [ppt]! Seriously.
Dev, by Clom
One word defines her.
Multimillion-dollar international model-slash-actress-slash penguin, she took the world by storm with her debut and hasn’t looked back since. Her rise to international fame was only briefly marred by that unpleasant grapefruit incident which doesn’t appear to have harmed her status as the world’s most influential Dev.
Her hobbies include punting on the Clyde and writing open-form poems about whisky. She currently lives somewhere in Scotland with a devastatingly attractive woman and a bottle of Irn-Bru.
The centuries-old Dev family motto is As I get older, my opinions may change, but not the fact that I am right.
Credit: Image hand-crafted by peanut.