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Clomle44, by Dev

Clomle44 is the pseudonym of one of the world’s leading polar explorers. She lists her other (non-exploration) interests as:

  • international espionage
  • extreme knitting, a complex sport which – like the biathlon – involves skis and rifles, but not in the ways you might think
  • composing light comic operas
  • designing a range of functional yet glamorous formalwear for mice
  • global domination

She has homes on at least two continents and is engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world.

[All of this might be a lie. Except the bit about being engaged.]

If you really want to know more about her, you can play Clom Jeopardy [ppt]! Seriously.

Dev, by Clom


One word defines her.


Multimillion-dollar international model-slash-actress-slash penguin, she took the world by storm with her debut and hasn’t looked back since. Her rise to international fame was only briefly marred by that unpleasant grapefruit incident which doesn’t appear to have harmed her status as the world’s most influential Dev.

Her hobbies include punting on the Clyde and writing open-form poems about whisky. She currently lives somewhere in Scotland with a devastatingly attractive woman and a bottle of Irn-Bru.

The centuries-old Dev family motto is As I get older, my opinions may change, but not the fact that I am right.

Credit: Image hand-crafted by peanut.


  1. Payne N. Uranus
    Posted 19 June 2008 at 5.26pm | Permalink

    Wow…who would have thought that we…were in the presence of greatness…

    (stands in awe for about an hour before going to get a drink)

  2. Tegan21
    Posted 21 June 2008 at 2.46pm | Permalink

    I’m honored to be your Mini-Swede…

  3. Posted 15 October 2008 at 8.07am | Permalink

    IRN-BRU loves you back girls.

  4. yeahbutno
    Posted 11 November 2008 at 11.57pm | Permalink

    *high 5’s Peanut*

    *and Anni*

    *platonic hugs for both of you too*

    who knew that Dev was so furry???

    *platonic smooches Dev’s cheek too*

  5. spikkels8
    Posted 26 April 2010 at 6.09am | Permalink

    On a serious note?

    *dies laughing*
    Clom’s jeopordy presentation is hilarious!! And oh so cute! haha.

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