A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 18

Previously: Chapter 17 [X, NSFW]

This is the end of this baby. I enjoyed every moment of writing it. And now I’m off to watch the footy on the big TV.

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the network formerly known as The Noggin / MTV Networks.
Rating: AA. Hot, yet fluffy.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 17

Previously: Chapter 16 [U]

Penultimate chapter. So the Spanish national anthem has no words, huh?

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the network formerly known as The Noggin / MTV Networks.
Rating: X. Not safe for work.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 16

Previously: Chapter 15 [U]

Right, let’s get this finished and we can move on to the other one. Only a couple more chapters. And I have a game to watch…

If you haven’t gone there yet, visit Dr Sez’s other site and leave a question for the good doctor.

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the network formerly known as The Noggin / MTV Networks. Apologies to Craig Ferguson and CBS. I hope they take it as a compliment that it’s the only US chat show that I have ever watched. I cannot bear any of the others.
Rating: U. Vanilla.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 15

Previously: Chapter 14 [U]

Apologies to those Scottish artists, living or dead, whose copyright has been infringed in passing with the next two chapters, which are kind of full of Scottish references. This was in honour of France getting royally humped in Paris by a moment of genius by James McFadden.

And a special apology to Craig Ferguson for putting words in his mouth. Clearly, he is not responsible for anything in this fic and the views of Million Acres do not necessarily reflect those of Craig Ferguson, celebrity Jags fan.

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Thomas WB Lynch and the-N / MTV Networks.
Rating: Vanilla

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 14

Previously: Chapter 13 [U]

It’s been so long since I wrote this that I wished yeahbutno congratulations on her engagement in the original author’s notes and she’s married already! Well, I hope married life is treating you well and your wife wins £20 tonight on Spain, my friend.

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the network formerly known as The Noggin / MTV Networks.
Rating: U. Vanilla.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 13

Previously: Chapter 12 [U]

I said this before (somewhere else), but The California Weekly is entirely fictional and not meant to be confused with real publications such as the California Weekly Explorer or LA Weekly or SF Weekly.

Somebody feed me. I’m starving.

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom ‘The One and Only’ Lynch and the-N / MTV Networks.
Rating: U. Vanilla

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 12

Previously: Chapter 11 [AA, borderline safe for work]

One more time: España, por favor

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and his fabulous house band, as well as the-N / MTV Networks.
Rating: No sex, no violence, just some angst.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 11

Previously: Chapter 10 [AA, mostly safe for work]

The Lady Vanishes is the best Hitchcock movie ever and I take back everything I ever said about the Gould / Shepherd version.

One Margaret Lockwood, there’s only one Margaret Lockwood, one Margaret Loooock-wood. [repeat ad infinitum]

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the Shangri-Las, as well as the-N / MTV Networks.
Rating: AA. More making out than making love.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 10

Previously: Chapter 9 [AA, borderline safe for work]

It’s a wonder we’re in love at all,
When there’s so many other ways to fall

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the Lovin’ Spoonful, as well as the-N / MTV Networks.
Rating: AA. There’s only, like, one tiny paragraph that could even be considered NSFW. Again, pretty tame.

A Million Acres of Sky: Chapter 9

Previously: Chapter 8 [X, NSFW]

Let’s keep this moving, people…

Disclaimers: Characters belong to Tom Lynch and the Wheelies, as well as the-N / MTV Networks.
Rating: AA. Mostly SFW [Although not according to Yeebs]